We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
Can I color on your dick again?
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
I enjoy the company of your penis
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
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