Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
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