She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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