Joe is yelling at the trees again.
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
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