i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
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you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
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I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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