Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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