She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
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There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
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Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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