I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
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He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
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Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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