i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
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A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
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I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
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