4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
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