What a fucking waste of an outfit
I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
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