i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
then he tried to convert me to islam
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
Randomize
