I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
if any two of us come back from the bar and aren't getting laid we will systematically destroy everything in the kitchen
I want you more than these girls want KFC
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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