not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
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