dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
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I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
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Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
my poor anus
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
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