I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
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So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
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Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
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