Just cropdusted the office
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
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My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
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Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?