im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
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he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
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I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
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