You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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