why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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