I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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