i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
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test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
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I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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