The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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