With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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