You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
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