Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
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He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
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I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
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