Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
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did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
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Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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