They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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