I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
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during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
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LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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