dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
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We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
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That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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