i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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