Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
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