Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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