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i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
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