There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
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I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
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The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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