Having a random hookup so left but love u
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
Randomize
