Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
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