I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
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I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
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No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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