No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
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Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
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I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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