Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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