After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Farmville is her only friend.
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I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
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SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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