so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I am midnight drunk by noon
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
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Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
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idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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