glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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