Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
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