I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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