Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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