how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
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They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
I have post one night stand depression
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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