The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
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im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
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I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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