I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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