do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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