I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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