Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
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You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
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I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
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