he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
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Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
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I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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