You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
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