i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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